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HOWDY, INTERNET STRANGER!
You've stumbled upon the digital ranch of Web Estacao Caipira - where the Wi-Fi is faster than my tractor and the code compiles on hopes, prayers, and a concerning amount of coffee.
"I traded my straw hat for a pair of AirPods, but my soul still lives in a cabin with dial-up internet. Metaphorically speaking. I have fiber now. Still don't trust it."
- webestacaocaipira, probably
By the Numbers
847cups of coffee consumed building this site
4,723bugs created (and counting)
12kitchen fires started
2times I got lost hiking
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